In typical National Association of Mortgage Field Services (NAMFS) flourish, the Knoxville Craigslist Hacks are out and about. Safeguard Properties has a few good ones up there — yeah, let me get right on that $20 grass cut which will be kicked out along with the MANDATORY TEN PAGE PCR so that you may hit me for a TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR HVAC!
This one from the Knoxville Craigslist gets the Drive By Social Media Fab Five!
You will wake up early in the morning and you will have recieved [sic] your work order from the night before. You will pack your gear in your truck or trailer and go to your first listing in your work order, and proceed to cut the grass. We request a ride on lawn mower so this will take roughly 15-30 minutes depending on how efficiently you manage your time and work. Then you pack up and go to your next property until you have completed your work order for that day. You are your own boss, so it is your responsibility to cut yards in your work order for the surrounding Knoxville and Maryville area.
Now, I want to drill down a bit to truly show what we are dealing with,
The truly SICKENING thing is that the Financial Institutions, Portfolio Holders and Order Mills all know that first, the Contractor is not going to be paid. Second, and this is where I am going to strike a MIGHTY BLOW sooner rather than later, everyone knows that this is the fundamental groundwork for an Employee Status vis-a-vis an Internal Revenue Service (IRS) SS-8 Determination.
Yeah, I love the email — MASTER. Classic NAMFS Regime mentality. I mean the scripted day makes no mistake in the Slave Setting; the only thing missing here is the Roman Calvary Choirs singing as the Contractors stumble underneath the burden of the weight of the obese National, Regional and Otherwise Unspecified Order Mills. Let’s not bullshit around either, the rotund Herr Eric Miller isn’t missing any meals. Hell, when you are paid OVER ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR; WHEN YOU CONSUME WELL OVER SEVENTY PERCENT OF ALL NAMFS REGIME MEMBER DUES, you tend to put on a few pounds. By way of comparison I have yet to find a fat Contractor. Why? Well, it burns far more calories performing Mortgage Field Services than sitting in a lounge chair scratching your nuts plotting and scheming on how to protect the criminality of those around you. Is that what Herr Miller is doing? I don’t know. I do know that the belly is almost identical to that of Robert Klein’s. Ah, birds of the same feather, perhaps?